CHAPTER 5:

YOU CAN'T RUN A PROVINCE
LIKE A FRAT HOUSE

MAYBE DOUG FORD MISSED ALL THE FUN college kids have, but that’s no reason to run Ontario like a frat house. Like, nobody is really against having a few beers, but legalizing tailgating sounds like something you’d think up after a few too many. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/tailgating-legalization-budget-1.5088868

Same as selling booze in corner stores. Or letting anyone who feels like it open a pot shop anywhere in the province.

Then, while we’re still drunk, or maybe hungover, why not pull a few pranks, too. Like putting large stickers on gas pumps all over town to say that the principal (or the Liberals) suck. Maybe we can paint funny slogans over their license plates, too. Or ring the fire alarms and then blame the teachers, or their unions, for making us do it.

We’re not against having fun. But we are opposed to stupidity and teenage behaviour by supposedly responsible adults. Remember it’s all fun, until somebody loses an eye...or their healthcare.

Stand Up. Fight Back. Don’t Give Up.